Poetry for Zombies 2: The Dead Shall Write Again

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Poetry for Zombies 2: The Dead Shall Write Again is available on Kindle today – and to celebrate, the original Poetry for Zombies is FREE! The free promotion is only available today 2/20!

Put a Monster in Someone’s Stocking

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Keep the little monsters busy this holiday with a holiday story they can color!

There’s a Monster In My Stocking

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There’s a Monster In My Stocking

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A monster filled my stocking with his foot and monster claws! On Christmas day there won’t be room for things from Santa Claus

Color along with the story, learn matching skills and more!

Get it HERE!

Alice’s Grave Misadventures Continue…

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“This crown will remain on the top of my head. It will do so until I’m no longer undead. Try your best to remove it. Go on, Alice – pull! I’ve been growing it for years. It is part of my skull.”

– The Dead Queen

Oh, Alice!

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Alice loved rabbits.

She fell for the bait –

but it wouldn’t take long

’til all bunnies she’d hate.

 

I am very excited to announce the release of  –

“Off With Their Heads!” Alice’s Grave Misadventures

2015 marked the 150 year anniversary of Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. So, in 2014 I began my homage by spreading a zombie virus amongst these undying characters to literally turn them into the undead. It’s a rhythmical journey that falls up, not down. Cats don’t just disappear unless they decompose. Is it a talking rabbit or just a disturbed man in a bunny costume trying to please the one he loves? And what exactly does a caterkiller become once metamorphosis is complete? A butterdie, of course! Even One Dumb who shares the same brain with One Smart would know that!

Published by Red Dashboard, this horrific fairytale can be found HERE.

And you can read an excerpt OVER HERE.